Where are the Joneses?

Archive for June 19th, 2007

How do you like them apples?

Posted by Ian Jones on June 19, 2007

Trust me, I know what I'm doing

Dawn’s perfume is like a combination of hydrangeas, linseed oil and salt. If I were a girl I’d probably opt for something like apples as a smell. Although I sweat a lot, it’s odourless and I just smell of paint.

The games shop that used to be by Cherry’s flat has gone. I only brought three dice with me, and wanted to stock up. I’m low on Zap-a-Gap as well, and that’s bound to come in handy. I have never used the internet and looked at the sea before.

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I must carry on…

Posted by Dawn Jones on June 19, 2007

How are we going to get in?

In the words of the late, great Paula Abdul: ‘It’s two steps forward, two steps back”. We’ve had a set back but “I know I’ll be strong, I must carry on”. Who sang that? Probably Bonnie Tyler.

Love & Light.

Dawn x

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10: Yin or Yang?

Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 19, 2007


I was convinced he’s a virgin. Still am to be honest.

He’s gone quiet on the subject. But if anyone can wheedle it out of him, Jonti Bloom can. Although just as a back-up, you understand, any clever ideas on how to get it out of him would be greatly appreciated…

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9: So, what did happen Ian?

Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 19, 2007


It’s all just got a little bit SPICEY!

Ian takes a look at their first sibling on the list, turns white as a sheet and starts stammering ‘I kn-kn-kn-know her. I KNOW her.’

In the biblical sense?! Is that what he’s saying? Has this bloke…with his own sister?!

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