Where are the Joneses?

I am having emotions that make me feel like I might sick up a fist but I have been called much worse than dog or smelly and the man who brought me up taught me that what we call ourselves is what matters and I call myself Giorki Bograt, Indian Joe 90, Uwe son of Gunnar of Gill, Dr Beat, Sgt. ‘Stilts’ Solomon, Eetuk the Baboon Trader, Professor Boss, Ricky Shift, and IAN. Ian Jones.