Where are the Joneses?

Archive for August 3rd, 2007

57: Fonzi Duplo

Posted by Jonti Bloom on August 3, 2007

Italy really is Jonti Bloom’s spiritual home:

– The best cars
– The best food
– The best clothes
– The best women
– The best football

And it’s acceptable for you to live with your mum past the age of 30.

Posted in brother, brothers, car, Dawn, documentary, food, football, Ian, Italy, Jones, Joneses, Jonti, Jonty Bloom, mum, Purple car, sister, sisters, spiritual, women | 4 Comments »

Every step you take

Posted by Dawn Jones on August 3, 2007

Watching you watching me

I think we’re being followed.

I have been stalked several times in the past. Once solely for complementing a man on his posture.

The warning signs are back – I can literally feel eyes burning into me. Its either unwanted attention or I’m being constantly branded by a very sly cow poke.

Love & light,

Dawn x

Posted in brother, brothers, cow poke, Dawn, fly, follow, Ian, Italy, sister, sisters, stalked, step, unwanted attention, warning signs | Leave a Comment »

Wargamer’s food of choice

Posted by Ian Jones on August 3, 2007

Pizza is the wargamer’s food of choice. Toga Pizza, the takeaway nearest our shop, eventually named our preferred choice “The Orc’s Bucket”, – 15″ thick crust with extra cheese, extra onions, sweetcorn, ham, jalapeño, blutwurst, prawns, carrot and melted marshmallow.

Am hungry now.

Picture by avlxyz_Prawn Pizza

Posted in brother, brothers, Dawn Siobhan, food, hungry, Ian, Italy, jalapeno, Joneses, marshmallow, restaurant, sister, sisters, toga pizza, wargamer's | Leave a Comment »

 
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