Upcoming: Where are the Joneses's Events
Posted by Dawn Jones on July 7, 2007
I am writing this from a windswept cliff’s edge and have four types of blood on my shins alone. This is an adventure in anyone’s language, but is anyone here to film it? Oh no. They’re too busy filming the Ian Jones show.
See the man with the bottle? I met him earlier in a dugout and he’s just done something shocking. Will you ever get to find out what? No, you will not.
Love & Light
Dawn x
Posted in 27 siblings, Blood, Cliff's edge, Dawn, Jones, Joneses, Liver, Reims, bottle, brother, brothers, chopped, jamboneau, jean, sister, sisters | 3 Comments »
Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 23, 2007
Let it be known that this documentary will not be going anywhere near the red light district of Amsterdam. The reason for this is complex, well, it’s not actually. It’s fairly simple. I was the director of a hidden camera show in 2002 “shag and shoot” which involved British celebrities visiting prostitutes and running off without paying. Suffice to say that Jonti Bloom is persona non grata in the area and will be camera operating with his hood up.
Posted in 0015_film, 27 siblings, Amsterdam, Cherry, Dawn, Holland, Ian, Jones, Joneses, Rembrandt, Van Gogh, Video, lie, museum, sister, sisters | 2 Comments »
Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 22, 2007
This is getting intense, steady Jonti. Lots of stuff coming out about their childhoods. I can feel another award may be within reach.
Oh, and a surprise admission by Ian.
Posted in 0014_film, 27 siblings, Dawn, Dutch, Family, Ferry crossing, Holland, Ian, Joneses, Video, brother, can't drive, childhood, christmas, documentary, drive, dutch courage, father, ferry, hug, king of the world, looking back, sister | No Comments »
Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 20, 2007
We’re going from Harwich to the Hook of Holland. Fairly straight forward.
Except Dawn’s decided to pick up presents for all her siblings en route.
Women!
Posted in 0011_film, 27 siblings, British beef, Dawn, Family, Holland, Ian, Jones, Joneses, Lazlo, Video, british, brothers, camera, gifts, presents, service station, sisters, supermarket | 1 Comment »
Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 18, 2007
Dawn and Ian have gone a little mental. Could be something to do with Brighton? Could be something to do with Father’s Day?
At least they have each other now.
Posted in 0007_film, 27 siblings, Dawn, Family, Ian, Joneses, London, Purple car, Video, sperm | 1 Comment »
Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 15, 2007
And then Dawn said she wanted to meet sibling #1, a fella called Ian. Don’t know how they are going to recognise each other. Dawn seems to think she will know. Female intuition she calls it.
Posted in 0002_film, 27 siblings, Dawn, Family, Ian, London, Purple car, Sperm donor, Video | No Comments »
Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 15, 2007
‘The 27 siblings I never knew I had’ was the headline that miraculously landed on my desk. A couple of phone calls later and Jonti Bloom’s bagged himself another all-expenses paid trip in the name of light entertainment.
Bonza!
I wasn’t quite sure what was happening but Dawn took me to this place where she received the big news…….
Posted in 0001_film, 27 siblings, Dawn, Family, Greetings!, Ian, Joneses, Purple car, Sperm donor, Video | 8 Comments »
