Where are the Joneses?

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All wrapped up

Posted by Ian Jones on June 20, 2007

Trust me, I know what I'm doing

All these new brothers and sisters are starting to seem more real the longer I hold the list. Zzabur, Carston, Tina - what will they be like? Will they like me?

Also my camera seems good.

See my pictures.

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Love is all you need

Posted by Dawn Jones on June 20, 2007

Trust me, I know what I'm doing

The greatest gift of all is simply to love. To love without judgement, without question, without boundaries. Maybe some boundaries are necessary , just to avoid abuse. This is the gift I give to my siblings.

Simply love. The healthy kind.

Love and Light.

Dawn x

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11: Lazlo’s Dream Ticket

Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 20, 2007


We’re going from Harwich to the Hook of Holland. Fairly straight forward.

Except Dawn’s decided to pick up presents for all her siblings en route.

Women!

Posted in 0011_film, 27 siblings, British beef, Dawn, Family, Holland, Ian, Jones, Joneses, Lazlo, Video, british, brothers, camera, gifts, presents, service station, sisters, supermarket | 1 Comment »

9: So, what did happen Ian?

Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 19, 2007


It’s all just got a little bit SPICEY!

Ian takes a look at their first sibling on the list, turns white as a sheet and starts stammering ‘I kn-kn-kn-know her. I KNOW her.’

In the biblical sense?! Is that what he’s saying? Has this bloke…with his own sister?!

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8: Message in a Bottle

Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 18, 2007

We’re in Brighton, the gay capital of Europe, and that Ian’s wandering around talking loudly about his new daddy.

I should inform my more conservative viewers that a ‘daddy’ in gay terminology is the word for an older homosexual who favours the younger ones. I know this not because I’m a gay myself (some people have called me a ‘ladies man’) but because as a documentary maker it’s important to communicate with all types. I also have a smattering of patois and bits of Yiddish. You never know….

Anyway, suffice to say Ian made a few heads turn with that chat.

Posted in 0008_film, Brighton, Dawn, Family, Ian, Jones, Joneses, Video, bottle, car, daddy, father, whose my daddy | 5 Comments »

7: I’ll even go there…

Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 18, 2007


Dawn and Ian have gone a little mental. Could be something to do with Brighton? Could be something to do with Father’s Day?

At least they have each other now.

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5: Ian joins the Journey

Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 17, 2007


Jonti Bloom travels light. In my Karrimor Panther Alpine Rucksack, you’ll find just a few essentials to see me through the trip. But Ian takes the mickey. He’s come on board with just a plug-in globe and a pair of Y-fronts.

A passport might come in handy abroad!

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Day 2 - Dawn’s blog

Posted by Dawn Jones on June 16, 2007

How are we going to get in?

Imagine an orphaned puppy. A little runty one. No one wants to buy the runty puppy and it stays in the petshop window until it becomes an adult.

Then it dies. Still in the window. Tragic? Not compared to my day. Who can come through at a time like this? I’ll tell you who. Family.

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4: Mrs Warren’s Angel

Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 16, 2007


Dawn’s been crashing at her mate Janine’s while she’s down in London. If you ask me, Janine’s the cow! 3 days I’ve been filming at her place and she hasn’t even offered me a cup of tea. Hasn’t she read my rider?

Jonti Bloom loves tea.

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Day 1 - Dawn’s blog

Posted by Dawn Jones on June 15, 2007

How are we going to get in?

My fingers tremble as I type this, the screen is blurred by tears. Today, for the very first time I met my brother, my kin, my Ian. It was a little disappointing. I would like to go into greater detail but I am emotionally spent.

Love and light.

Dawn x

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2: Ian!

Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 15, 2007


And then Dawn said she wanted to meet sibling #1, a fella called Ian. Don’t know how they are going to recognise each other. Dawn seems to think she will know. Female intuition she calls it.

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1: Where is my family?

Posted by Jonti Bloom on June 15, 2007

‘The 27 siblings I never knew I had’ was the headline that miraculously landed on my desk. A couple of phone calls later and Jonti Bloom’s bagged himself another all-expenses paid trip in the name of light entertainment.
Bonza!

I wasn’t quite sure what was happening but Dawn took me to this place where she received the big news…….

Posted in 0001_film, 27 siblings, Dawn, Family, Greetings!, Ian, Joneses, Purple car, Sperm donor, Video | 8 Comments »