Meet the Joneses
Dawn’s father was a sperm donor. Now she has instant family all over Europe. She has just discovered she has a brother here in London. Can they find the rest?
The story so far
You can catch up with all of the Joneses adventures here.
|You||Dawn Jones||Ian Jones|
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|I am Dawn Siobhan Jones. I am twenty- seven years old. I am from Coventry.
Being of humble nature, I feel uncomfortable describing myself. …
|Right. I’m Ian and I’m 36. Until recent revelations I worked in a wargaming supply shop with a man I thought was my father. He ran the military side and I handled fantasy and sci fi. …|
|Jonti Bloom||Roger Logg||Jean Jamboneau|
|Jonti Bloom is a freelance filmmaker who can shoot on all formats and is available for hire. He comes with a reasonable French sound recordist (that’s price not mentality).||Roger Logg has been a Member of the European Parliament since 2004. He is the youngest serving British MEP. Roger also knows more cocktails than any other MEP in history.||Jean Jamboneau is a mysterious new member to the Jones family. However, all is not as it would appear.|
|Jean Jamboneau||Montmartre Artist||Angel-Snowy’s mum|
|The real Jean Jamboneau? Who is this man? Is he Dawn and Ian’s real brother? What does he know about their father, apart from the fact that he is boring?||This crazy artist was responsible for leading Dawn and Ian astray and taking them to a place where few people have been, the under belly of Paris.||The mother of their deceased sibling, Snowy, Angel spent sometime with Dawn and Ian, making them both long for their own mothers.|
|Carston Whelk||Dale Griffiths||Roy-The stalker|
|Carston, the King Prawn of Alicante, is Dawn and Ian’s most extrovert sibling so far. The only problem is, he’s on the run from the mob…||Dale, a regular contributor to the Joneses daily scripts on the wiki, went out with Channel 4 news to appear in an episode in Italy.||After shadowing the dynamic duo for weeks, Roy finally appears in Rome, having being sent by the man who brought Ian up.|
|Michael J Knight||Eanie Mancini||Jack Nibbs|
|Michael took over from Jonti three weeks ago, as the documentary maker. Michael is 6’11” tall and likes humbugs. He is new to documentary film making.||Eanie Mancini, man of few words but a broad array of hammers and utensils. One of Dawn and Ian’s favourites and it’s easy to see why.||Jack Nibbs, aged 41, still lives at home with his mother. Contrary to his beliefs, Jack is not related to Dawn and Ian after failing their sibling test.|
|Zzabur Cerebus||Bibi & BooBoo||Wim Pelvus|
|Zzabur has always been fond of sending messages in bottles, which is how Dawn and Ian found out about him in Croatia. He hates football.||Bibi, sister to Dawn and Ian, has been incarcerated for a reason she is unwilling to tell. Her daughter, BooBoo, is Dawn’s first niece.||Wim Pelvus, is a very serious sibling and lives in Heidelberg. After seeing his face on a bottle of sauce, Ian leaving a message on his phone.|
|Man in the Windmill||Cherry LodoJo||Tina Framoslo|
|The man in the windmill used to date Cherry Lodojo, until she beat him up and left him tied to the windmill and broke his guitar…||Cherry Lodojo, the mysterious sibling who has found out more in a week than Ian and Dawn have managed in 3 months wants to be the only Jones sibling.||Tina is the next sibling on Dawn and Ian’s list. The only problem is, she is also the next sibling on Cherry’s list as well…|